In Two Weeks I Spent $80 For The Best Sexting… Why?

Good God I love sexting! If you’re not then you need to get with the program.

My dad loves to talk about the days when there were no cell phones and video conferencing. If you wanted to make a phone call, you had to wait until you got home. Not to mention your privacy was only as long as the phone cord would reach. While he is ranting, I’m sexting. I went online to take a look at my bill today and discovered I’d spent $80 over the previous 14 days on sexting. You know what? I shouldn’t have, but I don’t care. And here’s the reason why.

Big beautiful Boobs! Even my father could appreciate the great access you get to boobs and all the other naughty bits. I like ’em sexy, though. I dislike when I receive close-ups, it just makes the image all blurry and you are unable to see the girl’s sexy body. Put a little distance between you and the lens or give me a full body shot. I’m also a big fan of the ladies who go nude but cover their adult bits with their hands or a magazine. I love the way they tease you making you want to beg for more…Yum.

Make All of Your Fantasies Come to Life!

Tell me what you wanna do to me. I don’t care if it’s never gonna happen. Get into the details, baby. The truth is the sexts I get from strangers are a lot hotter than the ones from women I know. That’s not to say I don’t love reading the details about what she wants to do. But there’s something about a stranger getting descriptive about putting this here and that there that makes me hold back a moan. Shoot, Is it getting hot in here lol! I’m wiping my brow just thinking about it.

Getting sext’s at the wrong time. There’s one thing I do love about sexting with someone I’m going out with. They know the best time to send one which is usually the worst. I’m talking about responding to the buzz on my phone during a meeting with my boss and seeing her in a thong and nothing else, or a sext about how just thinking about my erection is driving her crazy. Next thing you know I’m crossing my legs and can’t hear a word my bow-tied boss is saying. So, when I see I’ve spent $80 over 14 days, you know what happens? I tend to think, “Damn. I must’ve been having the best time of my life.”