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Having fun with Dirty Text Messages

 

Do you enjoy sending dirty text messages?  We do too!  In fact, we love it so much we made it our business. We have heard and seen a lot of interesting things over the years, but nothing compares to a bad yet humorous one-liner while sexting. These little creative tidbits can either get you an unbridled night of passion or get you into deep (hot) water.

 

Either it can be enjoyable or painful, it all depends on how you look at it.

 

  • What is that you are wearing?  
  • Want to play a game?  Response: is that not what we are doing?
  • I was thinking about you in the shower today.  Guys, really, never say this to a woman – it does not have the same effect.
  • I have got a surprise for you and it is not my cooking.
  • I am wearing red today, even in my pants.
  • What do you want me to (not) wear later tonight?
  • Let’s try tease and denial.  Response: No!  Response:  Why Not?  Response: Oh brother, it is tease and denial, no?

It can get really weird or funny too!

  • You and me and your friend Alice, in the back of my pickup truck?
  • I heard you just finished watching 50 Shades of Grey want to try some of them out?
  • I will be your prisoner tonight if you be mine and let me have my way with you.
  • The next time you pass by me, I am going to tap it, my phone that is!
  • I can probably reach climax just by watching you.
  • How about we pour chocolate syrup all over you?
  • I want to be naughty with you on my desk.
  • I know what you want, you know what I want, are you ready for it?

 

The art of teasing is very important when it comes to dirty text messages because the person on the other end of the line cannot feel the emotion behind the text and can read it the wrong way.  Imagine someone reading this as “What the hell is that your wearing instead?” Hence the introduction of the emoji.  Emoji can provide a bit of insight into the emotion behind the text, for example if you put an emoji of a smiley batting his or her eyes, it has a better effect.

While these are funny, they are not very likely to get you into “Sexiest texter” of the month club anytime soon.

In other words, let a professional teach you how to text if you have not tried it or at least try it with someone you trust first!  Our chat hosts have years of experience and they can help you get through the first and awkward phase of learning how to send dirty text message so you can eventually try it out on someone you like.

 

October 22, 2015 / by

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